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1.   Yo-Ho-Ho    Spiced Rum Brown Ale  (released @ 7PM 10/28)                         6.6% ABV

Third version of this beer made with amburana chips which help bring out the spiced rum and vanilla to bring you this perfectly balanced “dark-er” brown ale!  Has the taste and feel right out of the rum barrel.  .  A fan favorite brought out special for our 2 year anniversary celebration!  You aRRRRR going to love this version or ye walk the plank.

2.         We Got This IPA                                                                                              7.1% ABV

Citrus forward IPA is made with Yakima Valley Hops El Dorado & Mosaic Hops.  This beer was designed with a message to Pete’s Dad who at the time was in the hospital and not expected to make it.  As Pete said in a message…”don’t worry about anything Dad…WE GOT THIS!”

3.  BOOBILICIOUS Bubble Gum IPA                                                               6.2% ABV                    

Yes you read that right…bubble gum IPA.  This beer is made every year in October.  Every pint sold benefits VA Breast Cancer.  New this year no red dye!  We want everyone to enjoy this beer for a great cause!

4.  F4U Double Amber Ale                                                                                            9.1% ABV

The newest Amber Ale for us well balanced and complimented by dank and citrus hops. Later dry hopped with NZ hops like NZ-102 (superdelic) giving this DIPA great aromas and an even better kick at the end. Described close to a Vienna lager due to the malty grain…with an extra Dad flew the F4U Corsair so this is another dedication beer to honor him.

5. May the Schwartz Be With You!                                                                    5.5% ABV        \

A collobotation brew done with Jeff Moons of Restless Moons Brewery.  A Swhwartzbier is a black lager with a light to medium body and a moderate to high bitterness.  A typical Schwarzbier is darker than most dunkels but also drier and lighter bodied.  Using tradtional malts and hops this collab was put together for our 2 year anniversary month!  Now pouring here and at Restless Moons!

6.  Bearly Sober Maple Brown Ale                                                                     5.1% ABV

Our 2nd brown ale to date this is one is a very crushable brown ale made with Virginia made bourbon barrel aged maple syrup from Back Creek Farms!   NO GROWLER FILLS

7. NADA Beer HARD Seltzer; Peach for those that enjoy alcohol but need to enjoy gluten free we introduce our seltzer made with real peaches and peach extract used to enhance the flavor profile.  A delightfully refreshing seltzer coming in at 5.25% ABV.

8. Stiflers’ Pale Ale                                                                                           5.0% ABV

A nicely balnced pale ale with a slight haze to it as a nod to a famous “Pie” movie.  I met Thomas Ian Nicohlas at a ComicCon and he signed an autograph to me “Pete, good luch with your craft brewry…watch out for Stifler’s Pale Ale.”  I knew then I had to make one…enjoy!!

9. Hoptimist Prime NEIPA                                                                                            6.69% ABV

A NEIPA made with NZ Hops fresh from Yakima Valley Farms.  This is the 3rd version of this beer and it is the best one yet!  Tropical & fruity notes and that slight IPA bite! Yum!

Because BAD Beer is NO Laughing Matter!

Next to Brew: A Pumpkin Ale